I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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