he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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