problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I would ride that face into the sunset
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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