have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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