Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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