I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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