Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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