my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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