please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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