erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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