You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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