Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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