Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
