theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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