Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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