Christians are straight up FREAKS
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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