Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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