dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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