There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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