I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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