do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
