college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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