we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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