So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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