Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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