There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Two words: blizzard sex
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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