You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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