I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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