there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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