Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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