Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
