I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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