The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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