if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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