he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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