halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
