I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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