Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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