normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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