If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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