Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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