If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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