is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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