he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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