you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize