why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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