This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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