he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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