I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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