He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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