it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
