wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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