Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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