Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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