I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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