It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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