She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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