you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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