nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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